They look like germs, they are round, there are a lot of them, and the more time you spend with them the more likely you are to get infected.
Did I say germs? no...no... I meant...
I have button fever. (Accursed EBay)
I win I win
And look at these neat little packages all lined up in a row...muahhaha...all mine!!
Ebay makes it too easy, you don't have to bid right away, you can just watch them for days and when the temptation is too great...there it is, the Bid button. Like the handle on a slot machine, whrrrriiinnnnngggggg...